Fuck it and Fuck them

Fuck it, arrest his ass.

Fuck it, 25th amendment his ass.

Fuck it, someone tackle his ass and put him in a fucking chokehold until he has a fucking stroke.

What the fuck is wrong with you, you pussies. You cowards. You callow soulless spineless amoeba. Fucking hell. Look at all of you.

How many of you are there? How many of you know the same thing? How many of you can see the truth in front of your eyes and how many of you are pissing your pants with fear at the thought of saying it.

How many fucking euphemisms can one write for “madman breaks laws without consequences” without ever saying “and so he needs to be arrested or deposed or defenestrated”. Cause you’re all pathetic. 

“I can’t write that! It’ll be struck by my editors anyways!”

Why aren’t your editors on our side? What kind of losers hide behind editors? You can press post on your own, cowards. You can see the fucking buttons in your face. If editors aren’t on our side, they’re on his you dumb fucks! If you’re not on our side, you’re on his! 

You dumb fucks!

“But the bosses will stop us!” 

You’re in the room with a genocidal maniac, watching him as he fucks up the entire world, and you’re getting off on it!

That’s what is happening, you fucking love this shit. You’re all jacking off to the drama of the whole thing.

If 50 journalists were alone in the room with Trump and he shot one of them in the head the rest of them would be very disappointed that he didn’t give an adequate justification for the violence. They would hold a vigil and a march. They would do all kinds of dumb, dumb, dumb shit. They would not, ever, once, consider that 49 is bigger than 1, and that the only way to stop 1 is to kill him with 49. 

No one can possibly be that stupid. So either these are constitutionally pants pissing pussies, or they are jerking off at the idea of being so important the president kills you. Why else be so close to death without ever considering the ease with which you could stop it, and save the world in the process? 

Any one of them could be a hero at any moment. Any one of the generals or the senators or the journalists or the secret service people or whomever else could be the hero at any moment. None of them will! It is a wild world filled with pathetic losers.

Perhaps I’m not better! Perhaps we’re all pathetic monkeys, fear overriding our ability to act, or a perverse wettening for a thick, fat cock of power. Perhaps I’d get in that room with Hitler and shove a dildo up my ass so I can stretch it out for both our pleasure. Perhaps I’d get on my knees and suck the dick of the man with his finger on the extinction button. 

I’d hope I’d have the courage to, at least, write “Arrest that fucker”. 

Protesters can say it, of course, and then the media in totality will be allowed to report on the protesters saying “arrest that fucker”, hopefully spreading the message everyone knows is absolutely justified and necessary. But not one of them will have the courage to write it themselves. 

Only in the most oblique of fashion will anyone even reference the obvious and very easy solution of arresting the guy violating the constitution. And then they’ll back off if anyone tells them to! They will only hint that Trump is literally breaking the law and that if we broke the law there would be an obvious solution so therefore because he is doing it there is an obvious solution except I am terrified of his tumescent penis revealing how tiny and shriveled my courage is.

So I will watch, and I’ll turn jerking off into the virtue of objectivity. 

If you at least remind people that every action he takes, is taking, will take, and has taken in the past, is illegal - and therefore should be undone - then when the opportunity arises, everyone will know what to do! 

If you say what he’s doing is questionably legal, then, in function, it is legal, and there will be no thought of undoing it when the next person is in, everyone will just move the fuck on. Again! 

Your excuses and reasons and explanations are meaningless in the face of your weak-willed moral abdication. You will continue doing what you’re doing, and condemn me for pointing out how fucking stupid you are.

I just enjoy insulting all of you and being right about every word.